Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
