Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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