He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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