What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
