So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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