awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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