Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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