No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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