Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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