I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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