So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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