She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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