i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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