im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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