Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
