I cockslap morals
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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