I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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