Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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