I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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