He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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