I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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