...so i touched it.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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