There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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