I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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