Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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