I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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