how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
as a side note pls kill me
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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