Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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