First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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