i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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