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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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