no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just gift wrapped bread.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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