The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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