in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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