I'm lost and stupid without you.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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