I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Your cock deserves a montage
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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