Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
