That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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