whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
