Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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