did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You are a genius and a whore.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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