four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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