Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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