Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
this boner is exhausting
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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