I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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