How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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