I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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