Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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