drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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