someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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