no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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