The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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